We start slow, build steadily, and do not stop until the job is finished. Then we debrief.
Brand
Careers
Senior Penetration Engineer
Suspension & Dynamics
Go deep into our suspension architecture, gently at first, then with conviction. Travel: up to 100%, almost entirely into things.
Rear Integration Specialist
Vehicle Assembly
Everything that happens in the back end. Reports to the front office but rarely faces it.
Endurance Testing Lead
Quality Assurance
Can you go 8+ hours without stopping? Breaks are permitted. Breaks are noted.
Grip Performance Analyst
Traction Systems
Study how we maintain contact in wet, slippery conditions. Kneepads provided; most analysts decline them.
Brand Experience Director
Marketing
Make people feel something they can’t quite explain to their spouse. Must know exactly when to release tension.
Night Shift Supervisor
Manufacturing
Performance peaks between 11 PM and 3 AM. Lights stay low. Must have stamina.
ATHFINDER™ is an equal opportunity employer. Benefits include unlimited PTO (there is no work), dental (yours, existing), and full coverage in wet conditions. None of these positions are real, but if you’re the right fit, we’ll make room.