Yes, we are actually calling you about your extended warranty. Unlike those calls, this one is worth picking up. We know what you’re going to put it through. We’ve seen the gallery.
Protection Tiers
Basic Coverage
Powertrain, electrical, and anything that works itself loose during vigorous use. For gentle owners. You will not stay gentle.
Deep Coverage
Everything in Basic, plus suspension, rear systems, and extended-performance components. For owners who go often.
Full Protection
Bumper to bumper, front to back, in that order or any other. No questions asked. Especially not that one.
What's Covered
- Deep Penetration Suspension SystemCovered
- Extended Performance Mode ComponentsCovered
- Rear Entry MechanismsCovered
- All-Terrain Grip SurfacesCovered
- Thrust Vectoring AssemblyCovered
- Night Mode ElectronicsCovered
- Heated Interior PackageCovered
- Owner's Emotional StateNot Covered
Unlimited claims. No deductible. No eye contact required. Tell us as much as you’re comfortable telling us. We’ve heard it all, twice, and the truck was fine.
Warranty void where prohibited, which we must assume is most places. Coverage does not exist and therefore cannot be exhausted, though several owners have tried, at length, with witnesses. We are not actually calling you about it. Please stop calling back. There is no more coverage. There is only the ath.